Hugo should have remembered what was in the trunk when the professor asked him to help move it.  It hadn't been that long since his third year.

When it fell and unlatched, he couldn't draw his wand fast enough.

Snape slithered from the trunk, a horrific grin cutting across his face.  In either hand he held Mum and Rose by the hair, ( Read more... )

Title: Well, They Couldn't All Be Total Douches
Team Name: Order
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge: family visit challenge
Characters: Snape, Hermione, Rose, Hugo, Scorpius
Authors Notes: Part of the Stepfather Snape series

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The awkward silence was filled with silverware clinking.

"So, how long have you two been seeing each other?" ( Read more... )

Title: More Asinine Things Have Happened
Team Name: Order
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge: back from the dead challenge
Characters: Rose, Hugo, Ron, Hermione, Harry
A/N: Part of the Stepfather Snape series.  Again, sort of... a stretch, but necessary.

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With a great billow of soot, Uncle Harry tumbled from the fireplace, causing Rose ( Read more... )

Title: The Happiest Day Of Her Life
Team Name: Order
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge: blame it on Ron challenge
Characters: Rose, Hugo, Snape
A/N: Part of the Stepfather Snape series. This is another one that's a bit of a stretch, SS/HG-wise, but it needs to be done.

**

"You sure about this?" Hugo fiddled with his boutonniere. "You ( Read more... )

Title: Hugo Polishes Snape's Broom
Team Name: Order
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: creative cursing challenge
Characters: Snape, Hugo, Hermione
Authors Notes: Part of the Stepfather Snape series.  I'm... I'm so sorry...

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"It's a lot longer than mine, Professor."

"How astute."

"Can I ride it?"

"Only if you use harder ( Read more... )

"What is the meaning of this?" Snape barked.

"Sorry, sir. I think I must have made a mistake with my potion."

"Undoubtedly. However, I don't see how that explains why you refuse to unhand me."

"I'm stuck, sir. It's the potion."

Snape bent to look in the cauldron and got a face-full of bushy hair.

"You idiot! We'll be stuck ( Read more... )

Title: It Was Only A Matter Of Time, What With All The Shagging
Team Name: Order
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge: expecting challenge
Characters: Hermione, Hugo, Rose, Snape
Authors Notes: Part of the Stepfather Snape series.

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Hugo eyed his sister warily.

"You guys ready to go?"  Mum asked.

"Mum, what's up?"

"What do you mean?"  ( Read more... )

Title: Like Looking In A Funhouse Mirror
Team Name: Order
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge: babysitting challenge
Characters: Hugo, OMC
Authors Notes: Part of the Stepfather Snape series.

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Babysitting. Oh joy.

Hugo looked at the boy. Silas looked exactly like he had at that age. The same pert nose, rounded cheeks, and high brows. ( Read more... )

Title: Snape Really Has No Sense of Decorum
Team Name: Order
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Challenge: dirty limerick challenge
Characters: Hugo, Snape
Authors Notes: Part of the Stepfather Snape series. I really wanted to call this one "Pissing Poetry Contest", but unfortunately that strikethrough coding doesn't seem versatile enough.

**

( naughtiness through here )

"George Weasley!"

The wedding party looked up to see the groom storming through the reception, full of ginger fury.

Wait… what? Hugo blinked.

Snape's long curtains of hair were no longer black, but bright orangey red.

Hugo tried to suppress his mirth until he noticed that even Mum was snorting with laughter.

Uncle George was ( Read more... )